Inspired by @jessicaz, who is a much more serious person than I am.
  1. Work.
    Static
  2. Casual.
    Static
  3. Hiking.
    Static
  4. Summer.
    Static
  5. Winter.
    Static
    The main difference between summer and winter? A hoody.
  6. Weddings and funerals.
    Static
    And I'll spend the entire event biding my time until I can change back into shorts.
  7. I have no sense of fashion whatsoever.
    Nor do I care.