Super Powers I Would Not Want.

Like, if I got toxic waste spilled on me and became a mutant, I wouldn't want these powers.
  1. Ability to hear SBDs.
  2. Ability to smell farts from great distances.
  3. Ability to fart on command.
  4. Ability to see farts.
  5. Look. I don't want any super power related to farts. At all. Why is it all about farts with super powers?!