The Best Thing Heard Today, Vol 16

  1. I was working with a 12 year old boy with autism. He'd made this "land shark" out of pipe cleaners.
  2. The Orange part is the mouth, the brown part is the "dorsal fin that's sharper than a knife," and the yellow part is tentacles.
  3. Poisonous.
  4. Don't cut yourself!
  5. So anyway, this land shark was ramming repeatedly into my arm and I asked if it was attacking me.
  6. 12 year old boy with autism shrugged and said "No. he doesn't attack. He's just insulting you."
  7. Where does he come up with this stuff?!