1. I'm working with a 10 year old boy with...a shitload of issues, frankly. Probably Autism, certainly ADHD, Emotionally Disturbed, and more.
  2. He's drinking a Sprite, but hasn't had a drink for probably ten minutes while he's playing a game on a computer, for a break.
  3. He burped really long and loud, then said "God I love Sprite!"
  4. Apparently it tastes good both directions.