The Best Thing Heard Today, Vol 4.

  1. Me: "Hey 11 hear old boy with autism, what was your favorite thing you got for Christmas?"
    I used his real name. I changed it here for privacy.
  2. 11 year old boy with autism: "A lawnmower, so I can take out the engine and put it in the go cart I'm building."
  3. A used lawn mower was his favorite gift. Awesome!