The Day I Stopped Loving Barbie

I don't know her last name, though I probably did at the time.
  1. We were in second grade and she was beautiful.
  2. She was popular, and somehow still liked me.
  3. She had dark brown hair almost to her waist.
  4. Sometimes she let me touch her hair.
  5. It was true love. For real.
  6. In line coming in from recess she farted.
  7. An SBD, but super bad.
  8. Like deadly bad.
  9. And I'd been standing right behind her smelling her hair.
  10. I almost fainted.
  11. From that moment forward I did not find her attractive in the least.