Inspired by @pathb who changed the title of a list by @bjnovak and I changed it again.
  1. Put on headphones, choose good album on iPod and push play.
  2. Start lawn mower and now for ten feet.
  3. Mutter "Damnit" because iPod volume is too low to hear over mower.
  4. Pause mowing long enough to turn volume on iPod up enough to hear Dave Matthews over mower.
  5. Mow lawn.
  6. Turn off mower.
  7. Yell "Damnit!" because iPod volume is way too high.