1. Sixth grade Special Ed boy "I'm happy. You know why? Because Trump is president and now we're going to go to WWIII and kill ISIS and all the Muslims."
  2. His redneck family are big Trump supporters, which is kind of funny considering their socioeconomic position, which is that they're on every form of government assistance they can be. Food stamps, free lunch at school for the kids, ObamaCare, subsidized housing, clothes from the Caring Closet and more. You'd think they wouldn't care for Trump.
    You'd be wrong.
  3. While he didn't say it this time, he's also happy because Trump is "going to make all the Mexicans go away."