Things I Am Not Doing That Commercials Think I Am Doing

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Enjoying the go.
  2. Switch cell phone providers
    8 out of 10 commercials are phone companies BEGGING, PLEADING and attempting bribery to get me to switch.
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  3. Thinking about signing up for cable
    The other 2 commercials are trying to get me to sign up for MORE TV. My DVR is full folks.
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  4. Going into my doctor's office and recommending that she prescribe me a drug I saw on TV.
    Suggested by   @stephani
  5. Enjoying and gifting myself Heineken Beer at Christmas.
    Benicio del Toro! Come on!
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  6. Suffer from anything that "fixing" may require side effects that ...
    Suggested by   @andersun
  7. Buying myself a car. Even if I were, no big red bow!
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  8. Watching commercials.
    Suggested by   @NumbahTwo