Top Ten Milks, Ranked.

  1. 1.
    Chocolate
    This is all I drank in 1979 - 9th grade. I drank it by the gallon.
  2. 2.
    Coconut
    My go to milk these days.
  3. 3.
    Eggnog
    It is SO a milk!
  4. 4.
    Cereal Milk. You know, the milk that's left after the Froot Loops are gone.
  5. 5.
    Quik
    The flavor of my youth.
  6. 6.
    Strawberry Quik
    Ahh, childhood.
  7. 7.
    Shake
    Bringin 'em to the hard.
  8. 8.
    Cow
    This upsets my stomach.
  9. 9.
    Soy
    It gives men boobs. No thanks.
  10. 10.
    Powdered.
    Gross!