Who said it? Romance novel or Olympic commentator?

All real. Very real.
  1. *Answers below.*
  2. I like the way she looked on the backside.
  3. He seems to have all the goods. Look at him.
  4. She's standing there. And just inside her is...
  5. He's got that thing goin' in the right direction, that's for sure.
  6. Well, this should make him happier.
  7. It looks like it's going to come up, but then it doesn't come up.
  8. Well, yeah, but he's going in at 35 miles per hour.
  9. You can really see him working it. But he worked it too hard, really, harder than he needed to.
  10. He had more splash than you'd want to have.
  11. *Surprise! All Olympics!*