My daughter, the smart mouth @PinkOnWednesdays, thinks I know nothing about fashion because I wear shorts every day of the year. Not true. I know a lot about fashion: you have to know the rules before you can properly break them. I know about fashion, I just choose to ignore it.
  1. For reference I don't always wear shorts. The exceptions? Wedding, funerals, wedding anniversary, and my wife's corporate dinners. This picture of from one of the corporate dinners, and I realize that you can't even tell I'm wearing shorts.
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  2. One time I chose to not wear shorts during Spirit Week in high school. That's me on the right.
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  3. A wedding. Ugh! Even a tie!
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  4. I have such a reputation for wearing shorts that during Spirit Week a couple of years ago, on Twin Day a coworker wore my daily uniform without check I'd be wearing it. This wasn't the first time this has happened.
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  5. Just think of the things you can do in shorts that you can't or shouldn't do in long pants:
  6. Relaxing on the beach.
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  7. Showing off that you accidentally wore two different shoes to a store one day.
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  8. Relaxing at the park.
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  9. Don't even try to ride these bad boys in long pants!
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  10. Surfing.
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  11. This. Is. Me.
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  12. Even the Most Interesting Man In The World raises a toast to wearing shorts.
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  13. But mostly it's because I'm claustrophobic in long pants. They make me want to scream.
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  14. Shorts are so relaxing.
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  15. Shorts go well with flip flops.
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    I got these for Xmas a few years ago.
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  17. Bonus picture not of me. I just ran across this in my photo album and it made me laugh, so I wanted to include it. My friend Kathleen wore a tree skirt as a regular skirt for Christmas Sweater Day at school last year. It's so awesome!
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