THE (PG-13) REASONS WHY ICE CUBE SAID TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

  1. No barking from the dogs 🐶
  2. No smog
  3. Momma cooked a breakfast with no hog 🍳
  4. He got his grub on, but didn't pig out
  5. He got a beep from Kim, and she can ...
  6. He saw the police, they rolled right past him 🚔
  7. He went to $hort Dog's house, they were watching "Yo! MTV Raps"
  8. He played bones
  9. No one he knows got killed in South Central LA
  10. He got paid 💰
  11. He had the brew, she had the chronic
  12. The Lakers beat the Supersonics 🏀
  13. He was called the top gun
  14. No helicopter looking for a murder 🚁
  15. Two in the morning, he got the fat burger
  16. He saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, and it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
  17. Drunk as hell but no throwing up 🍻
  18. His pager's blowing up
  19. He didn't even have to use his AK