THINGS I DID WHILE STUCK AT THE AIRPORT FOR TEN HOURS TODAY

  1. Got hit on by a cowboy
  2. Drank a beer
  3. Watched movies on my laptop alone at a bar
    Vantage Point, Catch Me If You Can
  4. Cried
  5. Drank another beer
  6. Accidentally threw a pair of my underwear out of my bag
  7. Threw out my back carrying my bag
  8. Drank beer again
  9. Bought a slice of pizza
  10. Dropped the pizza
  11. Asked if I could get a ride to a different gate by those important tram guys
    He said no
  12. Played 'boyfriend or dad'
    She's really hot....he's really old.... Boyfriend or dad?
  13. Cried while drinking another beer