1. "I'll take it easy when I'm dead." Patrick Star
  2. "Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." SpongeBob
  3. "Squidwards father never hugged him... Isn't that sad?!" SpongeBob
  4. "Whoever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on." Patrick Star
  5. "We stole a balloon!!!" Patrick Star
  6. "The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time." SpongeBob
  7. "Hey world you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!" Fish
  8. "Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?" Patrick Star
  9. "Maximum overdrive!" Plankton
  10. "You used me... For land development! That wasn't nice." SpongeBob
  11. "No worse, it'll go straight to your thighs... Then you'll blow up." SpongeBob
  12. "So long shrimp!!" Mr.Krabs
  13. "Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears." Hall Monitor