Actual Things Said by My Californian Friends

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  1. "I hike, like, every day.
    In defense of the fact that she doesn't go to the gym.
  2. "Hold on, my agents calling."
    Whilst hiking.
  3. "My Starbucks senses are tingling."
  4. "Let's go to the pressed juice place and take wheatgrass shots!"
    When we were trying to figure out something to do for fun.
  5. "Like at some point you've gotta pick: skinny jeans or leg day?"