Chapter Titles for the Book About My Life
- •A Star is Borndetailing the year Meryl Streep was born because let's face it guys, she's a star.
- •Tumor Has It...?describing the events taken place soon after I was born in which the doctors had me tested to see if I had a tumor in my head because it was so big (true story)
- •My First Auditiontelling the story of how I was forced to audition for two girls in the second grade in order to be a part of their friend group. I sang Can't Fight The Moonlight from Coyote Ugly.
- •Circa 2009 BT (Before Texting)showing the correspondence of emails between my friends and I wherein I sent poems to the boy I had a crush on and discussed the possibility of him being 'the one' with my cousin
- •The Dark Agesglossing over ages 12-13 aka the years I hit puberty, gained 15 pounds, got boobs, and still thought short-sleeved polo shirts with every outfit was a good look
- •City of Angelsa recount of my time so far in Los Angeles told through selfies of Kim Kardashian shaped like the lyrics of City of Angels by Thirty Seconds to Mars