Things I Think Of When Desperately Waiting To Get To Pee

When you obstruct me, this is what I think of (not by choice).
  1. My cat's most idiotic look
    Or at least one of them.
  2. Rolling rivers
    This is weirdly not counter-productive.
  3. Huge landfills, with human waste all around
  4. Riverdance: why?
  5. Making a list of what I need to buy for dinner