BRILLIANT STUFF MY BFF SAID
- •It just hit me like a ton of drinks.drunk
- •I just gotta get my dicks in a row.on tinder
- •Maybe we should make a deal right now that nobody ever gets mad at me.
- •That's the pot calling the kettle back.hey kettle, sorry I missed you. I guess we're playing phone tag again. this is pot, by the way.
- •Oh my favorite actor is in it, Benderbach Cumberdin.
- •I know! Nothing ever happens the way you think it's going to. Sir, can I tell you what happened to me today? I got this weird bite on my foot. I think it may have been a spider. What do you think it is?to the IRS helpline
- •If I eat one more dream bar I'm gonna dream bar-f.
- •We should totally go to Olive Garden!
- •Did you know that when I put my bun on top my head I call it my own little world? When people touch it, I tell them, 'get your fingers out of my little world.'