1. Chris Rock's monologue. He hit the perfect balance of brutal honesty and charm.
    "This year the In Memoriam package is just going to be black people who were shot by police on their way to the movies."
  2. Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling's banter, which was clearly written by the Comedy Bang! Bang! dudes
  3. When Mad Max kept winning all them creative awards 🤘
  4. Steve Carrell and Tina Fey's Production Design award intro
    Good job designing "the place where the bear lives?"
  5. When Chris Rock interviewed moviegoers in Compton
  6. When the little boy from Room jumped out of his seat when the Star Wars droids showed up
  7. Cate Blanchett's dress
  8. When Joe got the standing O
    A little weird when he called Lady Gaga his friend but ok.
  9. When Brie won 🎉🎉🎉
    Woulda been into Saoirse too
  10. I don't really give af about The Revenant but kinda nice to see Leo win. He was super ready. Definitely practiced that speech in the mirror. (And they didn't start no music on him.) Let's save the world, Leo! 👼
  11. Michael Keaton's gum chewing
  12. David Grohl's cover of Blackbird ❤️
    Suggested by @nikkilounoel
  13. Morgan Freeman eating a trefoil Girl Scout cookie while Chris Rock said goodnight.
    Suggested by @evak