1. 20.
    Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.
  2. 19.
    Blossom: Why is this happening to me? Six: Because you're blossoming, Blossom!
  3. 18.
    Annie Hall
    So I told her about, about the family and about my feelings towards men and about my relationship with my brother. And then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that?
  4. 17.
    Bridget Jones
    I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Well, I meant it, but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant... After all, it's only a diary. Everyone knows diaries are just... full of crap.
  5. 16.
    Lizzie Maguire
    I don't have time for this! Yearbooks come out today and I'm gonna have to write "You rock, don't ever change" like 800 times. Only most of these people *don't* rock and I think they *should* change. Does that make me a bad person?
  6. 15.
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch
    What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.
  7. 14.
    Nancy Drew
    I have solved some mysteries, I'll admit, and I enjoy it, but I'm sure there are many other girls who could do the same.
  8. 13.
    How could the Weather Bureau do that to me? Naming the hurricane Maude!
  9. 12.
    Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
  10. 11.
    It has nothing to do with Satan, Mama. It's me. Me. If I concentrate hard enough, I can move things.
  11. 10.
    You want something with me. You just aren’t strong enough to have it, which in a way makes you a coward. And the saddest part is that one day, you’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna realize what you missed and it’s gonna be too late.
  12. 9.
    Ugly Betty
    You know, I come into Manhattan every single day for work and it's times like this I feel like the E train dropped me off on Mars or something.
  13. 8.
    I don't like to smile unless I have a reason.
  14. 7.
    At least you'll never be a vegetable. Even artichokes have hearts!
  15. 6.
    Ha! I see you have a sword! I have one too! They're very manly and tough!
  16. 5.
    Jane Eyre
    I am not an angel, and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. You must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more than I shall get it of you: which I do not at all anticipate.
  17. 4.
    I consider myself a good judge of people and that's why i don't like none of em.
  18. 3.
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies.
  19. 2.
    Veronica Mars
    Well, you know what they say, that Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.
  20. 1.
    Mary Poppins
    Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.