1. keep my house plants alive
  2. fix the drought in CA
  3. make cute stuff out of duct tape
  4. keep the howling abyss of terror at bay
  5. get along with my parents
    i wish I could just say that thing about what I do is important and beautiful and bigger than me.
  6. deal with other people's shit
  7. sexting
  8. find awesome metaphors in terrible songs
  9. space puns