TOTALLY REASONABLE CHRISTMAS LIST

gettin' it in to Santa just under the wire
  1. a vintage boss lady mug
  2. a sad couch lion
  3. a button maker
  4. a mixed emotions club satin jacket by Tuesday Bassen, with my name embroidered on it, to fulfill all my childhood dreams of being a pink lady
  5. an Eames storage unit
  6. all the Frye boots
  7. a 70s vista cruiser
  8. a geodesic dome clubhouse
  9. fancy af train travel
  10. sparkly ufo paintings by Esther Pearl Watson
  11. successful beach glass hunting
  12. this tigereye vintage Rolex
  13. a camper that I build with my bare hands, that runs on diet cola and banana peels, and three months to drive around in it