Things I found on my basketball court from a car breakin.
Small bits of auto glass found amongst strewn miscellany
- •Double-dong jelly dildo
- •Binder titled "star fleet battles-captain's rulebook
- •Book of inspiring ('cause, yknow, God) tales of rescue.
- •A collapsible measuring stick
- •Union card, Bi-Mart card, library card
- •3 pennies (from Heaven, I assume)
- •Waterproofing spray