Things I found on my basketball court from a car breakin.

Small bits of auto glass found amongst strewn miscellany
  1. Double-dong jelly dildo
  2. Binder titled "star fleet battles-captain's rulebook
  3. Book of inspiring ('cause, yknow, God) tales of rescue.
  4. A collapsible measuring stick
  5. Union card, Bi-Mart card, library card
  6. 3 pennies (from Heaven, I assume)
  7. Waterproofing spray