THINGS MY NEW PUPPY DID BY 11AM TODAY
Y'all, we got a Basset Hound and named her Angela Basset Hound and she's the worst. But like so cute.
- •This morning I woke up to pee and she followed me into the bathroom and shredded my $12 lace panties.
- •She ate my Bagel & Lox.
- •Took a massive shit that smelled like the Holocaust.
- •Found a tampon applicator in the garbage and very much enjoyed it.
- •Helped my boyfriend take his pants off. Like physically pulled them off with her teeth.