These are based on tabloid headlines as observed in the supermarket checkout line.
  1. A Kardashian is dumped every 6.1 days on average.
  2. Most Kardashians are dumped within one month of bearing a child.
  3. The average Kardashian gains 4 pounds per week.
  4. The average Kardashian loses 4 pounds per week.
  5. Most professional athletes are currently dating a Kardashian.
  6. Kardashians can usually be found beneath bolded capital letters saying such things as "REVENGE BODY" and "DUMPED AT A WEDDING--AGAIN!"
  7. The best way to get a Kardashian to have your baby is to dump any Kardashian.