Why Traffic Is Bad

  1. It just is
  2. It's harder to sneak pics of idiots
  3. You feel fatter when your car is stopped and you're eating
  4. WHY CANT WE JUST GO!!! OMFG!!
  5. Ha. Look at that guy! This still sucks tho.
  6. Please do not look at my car's dirt
  7. Birds (they're always a problem)