THINGS THAT DEPRESSED ME TODAY

  1. My alarm went off
  2. The backup to my alarm went off
  3. The backup to my backup alarm went off
  4. The backup to my backup alarm's backup went off
  5. My closet did not, in fact, contain a wondrous land of talking animals. ...And I think it ate my favorite shirt.
  6. Had to spend one of my Audible credits on a book for grad school.
  7. Netflix added Sharknado 3, but I won't have time to watch it (in all its glorious sharkiness) until February.
  8. Found out it was Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Found out I didn't have any bubble wrap.
  9. Realized there's a chance Venus Flytraps are better at math than I am. http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=74207
  10. So. Much. Homework.
  11. This: