Things I Say to My Roommates Dog

  1. What's up dude
  2. You're very big
  3. What are you gonna do with all this extra skin?
  4. No
  5. Get out of the trash, bud
  6. You're so dumb
  7. Like really dumb
  8. Ugly
  9. You're not allowed in here
  10. Are you a horse?
  11. What are your thoughts on gun control?
  12. Go away