H-List Celebrities I've Met

  1. Bill Nye the Science Guy
    Came to my 2nd grade science class and taught us about solids, liquids, and gases. Forgot plasma what a liar
  2. Michelle Kwan
    If this was ranked in order of how excited I was when I met them this would be #1
  3. Shel Silverstein
    I was 2 years old so I don't remember this one
  4. Mary Pope Osborne
    Author of the Magic Tree House books
  5. Hope Solo, Alex Morgan, Michelle Akers
    If these were male equivalents they would be A-listers. Think about it
  6. Steve Hauschka
    The kicker for the Seahawks and my favorite player but no one knows who he is
  7. Rick Steves
    Nicest person I've ever met
  8. Macklemore
    Might be a D-lister
  9. One of Taylor Swift's back up dancers
    Don't even know his name so there you have it
  10. Marcus Hahnemann
    Also my god father so unclear if this counts
  11. Keith from Buzzfeed
    One of the try guys!! Was really weirded out that I recognized him honestly
  12. Dale Chihuly
    Thought he was my friend's dad because they look the exact same which is bizarre (including the eye patch) so I said hi then realized it wasn't my friend's dad
  13. Amanda Knox
    The assistant coach of my little league soccer team pre murder allegations. We actually did call her Foxy Noxy