...the lesser-known and unofficial sequel to the hit blog/book "reasons my son is crying"
  1. I won't let him keep chewing my phone charger
  2. I filled his food dish but haven't set it down fast enough
  3. The cords to the blinds are swinging just out of his reach
  4. Something moved outside the window
  5. He crawled inside a drawer and doesn't know how to get out
  6. I took him out of the box I was packing
  7. Something else moved outside the window
  8. I gave our other cat a treat too
  9. The bathroom door is shut
  10. I won't let him put his paw in my soup
  11. He sees something I don't see flying around the house