Inspired by @brightlyanna
  1. The Accidental Tourist - Anne Tyler
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    “They were supposed to stay at the beach a week, but neither of them had the heart for it and they decided to come back early.”
  2. Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
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    “If you’re going to read this, don’t bother.”
  3. A Dance with Dragons - George R. R. Martin
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    “The night was rank with the smell of man.”
  4. Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams
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    “This time there would be no witnesses.”
  5. Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
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    “I’D BEEN WAITING for the vampire for years when he walked into the bar.”
  6. Yes Man - Danny Wallace
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    “It is quite incredible how a bus—a simple, red, London bus—can change your life.”
  7. Less Than Zero - Bret Easton Ellis
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    “People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles.”
  8. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle - Haruki Murakami
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    “When the phone rang I was in the kitchen, boiling a potful of spaghetti and whistling along with an FM broadcast of the overture to Rossini’s The Thieving Magpie, which has to be the perfect music for cooking pasta.”
  9. The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon - Stephen King
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    “THE WORLD had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted.”