OTHER CAREERS I THINK I WOULD BE GOOD AT

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Iron filings collector
    This was my favorite activity as a kid.
  2. Spectar player
    This was my second most favorite activity as a teenager
  3. Life Coach
    Yes, I'd make my clients wear uniforms.
  4. Glove defingerer
    Somebody has to get rid of the fingers I'm guessing.
  5. Security Guard
    Preferably one who walks a perimeter. I've always wanted to walk a perimeter.