Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Iron filings collector
    Static
    This was my favorite activity as a kid.
  2. Spectar player
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    This was my second most favorite activity as a teenager
  3. Life Coach
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    Yes, I'd make my clients wear uniforms.
  4. Glove defingerer
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    Somebody has to get rid of the fingers I'm guessing.
  5. Security Guard
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    Preferably one who walks a perimeter. I've always wanted to walk a perimeter.