Waiting for sleeping kids to wake up.
  1. Wonder how long they will sleep?
  2. If I went back in time and used my powers to make millions. I would take a five year road trip to start the nineties. I would want someone else to drive though.
  3. This belt buckle is really digging in. I need to weigh myself and assess the damage.
  4. I'll bet that cart guy gets a lot of exercise
  5. Do they make non-spicy paninis, because I have never had one.
  6. Why do so many snack foods end with the letters "os" or "les"?
    Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos, Maizetos, Pringles, Ruffles, Bugles...
  7. Storm's coming
  8. Doctor Strange was a fun movie, but the plot was painfully straightforward.
    Now that I think about it, Doctor Strange is just Doc Hollywood with a magic cult.
  9. The only real window for me to go to the gym is 5 in the morning.
    So I would have to go to bed by 10:30 tops. Blergh
  10. I need like 4000 words a day to finish Nanowrimo
  11. Judge Parker is either the best continuity strip going... or a total mess. Not sure which.