TODAY'S SHOPPING LIST 3/18/2016

  1. A spotted dairy cow named Rhonda
  2. A small rain cloud shaped like a gas lantern
  3. A deathbed confession to a victimless crime involving a red balloon
  4. Roma tomatoes
  5. An English Sheepdog
  6. Fiddle Faddle
  7. Awesome Sauce
  8. Topography
  9. Dentition