TODAY'S SHOPPING LIST 3/19/2016

  1. Ten mini basketballs
  2. Red spaghetti noodles
  3. A bright yellow t-shirt with a Y on the front
  4. Reverse Osmosis
  5. A spare ticket to Radiohead
  6. Hand sanitizer
  7. A pat on the back for a job well done
  8. A full-sized mattress made from recycled volleyball netting
  9. A robot vacuum for half price on Woot
  10. Traffic and weather together on the nines
  11. Topical ointment (not cream)
  12. Art Garfunkle's "Breakaway" on vinyl
  13. A really good spoon, maybe one with a state on it
  14. Matchbox Cars (not Hot Wheels)
  15. Black or dark green fingerless gloves
  16. Fencing lessons