"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
It's playing in the background of Penn station.
- •A baby will not stop screaming
- •A woman is holding a jar of dark liquid and pacingNote: she is mumbling to herself
- •An old man with a mustache keeps making eye contact with me.Or am I making eye contact with him? It doesn't feel consensual...
- •A happy couple is making out.Thus making everyone else miserable.
- •I am literally watching a woman remove her wedding ring and drop it in her purse
- •95% chance someone puked in the Dunkin' Donuts
- •SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKJNG BABY UP