"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

It's playing in the background of Penn station.
  1. A baby will not stop screaming
  2. A woman is holding a jar of dark liquid and pacing
    Note: she is mumbling to herself
  3. An old man with a mustache keeps making eye contact with me.
    Or am I making eye contact with him? It doesn't feel consensual...
  4. A happy couple is making out.
    Thus making everyone else miserable.
  5. I am literally watching a woman remove her wedding ring and drop it in her purse
  6. 95% chance someone puked in the Dunkin' Donuts
  7. SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKJNG BABY UP