1. Coffee
  2. My newfound ability to just not respond to questions I hate.
  3. Gel manicures
  4. Birth control
  5. TiVo
    After all these years it still makes the list
  6. Tip calculators
  7. Black dresses from Zara
    Suggested by @jmoyett
  8. Freedom to live as an independent woman who is not chained to the kitchen and "loves" giving blowjobs
    Suggested by @jordansweird