Things I'm Thankful for as a Shallow 21 Year Old Piece of Shit.
- •My newfound ability to just not respond to questions I hate.
- •Gel manicures
- •Birth control
- •TiVoAfter all these years it still makes the list
- •Tip calculators
- •Black dresses from ZaraSuggested by @jmoyett
- •Freedom to live as an independent woman who is not chained to the kitchen and "loves" giving blowjobsSuggested by @jordansweird