Things You Tell Yourself After Things Don't Work Out With a Boy

  1. Time to start kicking ass in school
  2. You didn't want anything serious anyway
  3. Literally, when was the last time you needed a man?
  4. Probably doesnt know where the clit is
  5. I'm gonna text him to let him know I don't care that we aren't texting
  6. That was a terrible idea.