Seeing a lot of these lists and they have me DYING laughing.... (Forced?)
  1. First and foremost, I'll be wearing an exact replica of the costume that Beyoncé wore during her 2014 VMA's "Flawless" performance.
  2. The casket will be hand painted by Lisa Frank.
    And preferably include a design that involves dessert, like this one.
  3. The casket, which has wheels, will be pulled to the front of the sanctuary by a dozen well-trained Labrador retrievers.
  4. The service will begin with the congregation singing the theme song to "Friends" in a rich 5-part harmony.
  5. The remainder of the service will consist of testimonies from every male member of the congregation, explaining, in detail, why they never dated me.
  6. Following the service, all guests will be encouraged to follow the hearse to the cemetery on tandem bicycles.
  7. Before the burial, @blakebass will place a single wing from a monarch butterfly on top of the casket to represent appreciation for our queen, Mariah Carey.
  8. Finally, my casket is lowered into the ground while "Push it to the Limit" by Corbin Bleu is playing at an uncomfortably loud volume.