THINGS I'VE DONE IN COLLEGE THAT I WON'T BE ADDING TO MY RESUME
- •Spent the night in a 5 star hotel with a 30-year-old millionaire.
- •Took a selfie with a man who murdered his wife the next day.
- •Attended a KFC taste testing event and got paid $20 for my opinion on their potato wedges.
- •Lost my virginity to a gay guy.
- •Ate a lipstick stained Chilito from Skyline.
- •Dropped my iPhone in a Port-a-Pot at a Jeremih concert.