Thoughts I had during a bout of 24 hour flu.

  1. Ok I'll never eat McDonald's breakfast again.
  2. Am I pregnant?
  3. I bet this vom is flying at least 40 mph.
  4. Should drink some ginger ale?
  5. Okay no ginger ale. Turns out I'll just vomit clear liquids too.
  6. Yeah, I'm pregnant.
  7. Okay maybe I'm not pregnant. I just like creating drama where it doesn't exist.
  8. Hey I think I'm starting to feel better!
  9. Oh my god am I hungry?
  10. McDonald's breakfast sounds kinda good.