Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. My sister is academically explaining how a Kesha song is about Alexander Hamilton and this is one of the more absurd things she's ever done.
  2. My dog, Nigel, is strange looking and has NO MANNERS WHATSOEVER. Assbutt is my sister's favorite nickname for him.
  3. I am realizing that most of my screenshots are of snapchats from my sister. 😳 this one: she went to target. This ensued.
  4. Not from my sister!!!!
    .....not a biological one anyway. she's gotten herself back on track and is graduating high school in less than tWO WEEKS and I'm really proud of her. I'm bitter that I won't be there.
  5. Also not from my sister!!!!
    My best friend is finishing up his year abroad in Thailand. I have no idea what's happening in this photo, but look at how cute/dumb he is! Why is he at Gucci? I don't know! But I love him.