WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Author
    I wrote my first story at age six, about a vengeful fly and his unwitting victim, a frog.
  2. English teacher
    Then my senior english teacher sucked all joy from literature.
  3. Geneticist
    I wanted to sound smart.
  4. Chemical engineer
    I wanted to sound smart and make a good salary.
  5. Author
    Working on it...