1. As I've discussed before, on my farm we have cows. Too many cows.
  2. And yesterday a new calf was born!!!!
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  3. We had no idea her mum was pregnant.
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    That's her mum at the back there.
  4. The mum's name is horny (which should have given us a clue).
  5. But her mum is only 2...
  6. So in equivalent terms this a teen pregnancy
  7. Which is really rather scandalous
  8. But the baby is the cutest
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  9. And so we'll love her anyway.
  10. And she is already twerking at 2 days, which is my kinda gal
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