1. I have none.
  2. I have so much work to do.
  3. I have my mocks starting Wednesday.
  4. I have my final art show next week.
  5. I have to shit to plan.
  6. I have stuff to write.
  7. I am just sitting here.
  8. Knowing all of these things.
  9. And doing absolutely nothing.
  10. Someone send help.