Reasons I Hate Hemingway (Written in the Style of Hemingway)

  1. The books are boring.
  2. Some men are strong. Some men act strong. Some men are not strong. At writing.
  3. Bullfighting is not art. That is not sport.
  4. The elephants and jaguars died. The writer pulled the trigger.
  5. Women are bitches? Fuck you.