Shit I'd Way Rather Spend Money On Than Dental Surgery

All of these things cost about as much as a recent estimate I got for oral surgery:
  1. A 1974 Gibson ES-335 guitar
  2. A 2002 Toyota RAV4-4 with 149k miles
  3. A week in Hawaii
  4. Eating lunch out every single day, 7 days a week, for an entire year
  5. 2 MacBook Pros with i7 processors
  6. Approximately 50 LPs along with a Rega turntable, a vintage Pioneer amplifier, and some KEF speakers
  7. A king sized Tempurpedic mattress and several sets of nice sheets
  8. A Herman Miller Eames lounge chair and ottoman
  9. An entire catered weekend in the Texas Hill Country for me and ten friends
  10. An entire set of Le Creuset cookware, a Mcusta Zanmai ripple Damascus 6 piece knife set, and a set of dishes
  11. ANY OTHER FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD OMG DENTAL SURGERY IS A RIP OFF!!