Requested by Rachel

I don't fuck with:

  1. Goat Cheese
  2. Bitmoji
  3. Netflix binges
    The occasional show maybe
  4. Cats
    Domestic or otherwise
  5. Black coffee
    Half & half or garbage
  6. Poor audio quality
  7. Running
  8. Aerosol
    Anything
  9. Red wine
    Too warm
  10. Veganism
  11. Vampires
  12. Hunger Games
  13. Theme parks
  14. Subscription boxes
    Birch, bark, and the like
  15. Olives
  16. Baseball caps
  17. American cheese
    It's not cheese
  18. April fools day
  19. Hot food/drink in plastic
  20. Snapchat discover stories
  21. Communal beanbags
    no explanation needed