Hire me to
- •Sing Hamilton to youI know the lyrics to almost all the songs (I can't rap remotely as good as Daveed, sorry) *Anthony Ramos is adorable*
- •Catch you up on the latest news/politics.I'll do the research so you don't have to.
- •Be a translatorI speak Spanish, English, and I'm learning Portuguese. Also know some basic German words.
- •Paint your nailsAlthough I hate painting my own nails, I'm very good at painting other people's nails.
- •Distract/ calm childrenI can do both. You want to get your kid to stop having a tantrum in public leave it to me I can calm them down easily. Children strangely listen to me.
- •Listen to all your stories and how your day was.No input unless it seems you want it.
- •Pack cool lunchesI got you!
- •Binge watch shows with youI like most shows. I will not watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, that's the only show I refuse to watch.
- •Show you what real Mexican food isIt's not that crap you eat at Taco Bell or Chipotle. Sometimes it's not the crap you eat at an "authentic Mexican restaurant"