Hire me to

  1. Sing Hamilton to you
    I know the lyrics to almost all the songs (I can't rap remotely as good as Daveed, sorry) *Anthony Ramos is adorable*
  2. Catch you up on the latest news/politics.
    I'll do the research so you don't have to.
  3. Be a translator
    I speak Spanish, English, and I'm learning Portuguese. Also know some basic German words.
  4. Paint your nails
    Although I hate painting my own nails, I'm very good at painting other people's nails.
  5. Distract/ calm children
    I can do both. You want to get your kid to stop having a tantrum in public leave it to me I can calm them down easily. Children strangely listen to me.
  6. Listen to all your stories and how your day was.
    No input unless it seems you want it.
  7. Pack cool lunches
    I got you!
  8. Binge watch shows with you
    I like most shows. I will not watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, that's the only show I refuse to watch.
  9. Show you what real Mexican food is
    It's not that crap you eat at Taco Bell or Chipotle. Sometimes it's not the crap you eat at an "authentic Mexican restaurant"